The following quotes were extracted from the humor tag on the practice website:

1. "The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid." 
   - *Jane Austen*

2. "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
   - *Steve Martin*

3. "Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."
   - *Garrison Keillor*

4. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
   - *Jim Henson*

5. "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
   - *Charles M. Schulz*

6. "Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it."
   - *Suzanne Collins*

7. "Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead."
   - *Charles Bukowski*

8. "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."
   - *Terry Pratchett*

9. "Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!"
   - *Dr. Seuss*

10. "The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."
    - *George Carlin*

11. "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
    - *W.C. Fields*

12. "A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment."
    - *Jane Austen*

Source: [Quotes to Scrape](https://quotes.toscrape.com/tag/humor/)